TIME: 6 PM - 9 AM, SATURDAY
PLACE: AUGGIE'S HOUSE
PHONE: HOLLY 503 xxx / ANDRE 503 xxx
DRESS: SWEATS or STAR WARS COSTUME
BRING: SLEEPING BAG, PILLOW, SWIM TRUNKS, PJ'S, TOOTH BRUSH, A SUBMISSIVE ATTITUDE, and A HELMET (seriously); PRESENTS ARE OPTIONAL AND SHOULD BE CHEAP!!
THE PLAN :
Corndogs, carrots and cupcakes at 6 pm
Open presents at 630
Beat on each other with lightsabers at 645
Splash all the water out of the hottub at 715
Silently watch Star Wars movie at 740
Politely listen to Walter the Farting Dog at 900
Sleep solidly, without moving, from 915 -830
Pancakes at 830 am
Parents pick up kids at 9
Espresso and Captain Crunch served to remaining kids at 915
Corndogs, carrots and cupcakes at 6 pm
Open presents at 630
Beat on each other with lightsabers at 645
Splash all the water out of the hottub at 715
Silently watch Star Wars movie at 740
Politely listen to Walter the Farting Dog at 900
Sleep solidly, without moving, from 915 -830
Pancakes at 830 am
Parents pick up kids at 9
Espresso and Captain Crunch served to remaining kids at 915
P.S.
I need all of your phone numbers so that I can call you when your child bleeds on my carpet or whacks someone purposefully in the face or tries to crawl in bed with me. Seriously. If you don't answer, I will call the fire department and tell them there is a fire at your house. That should wake you up.
I need all of your phone numbers so that I can call you when your child bleeds on my carpet or whacks someone purposefully in the face or tries to crawl in bed with me. Seriously. If you don't answer, I will call the fire department and tell them there is a fire at your house. That should wake you up.
Wow! Not a surprising invitation given Andre is the father but...wow, good luck! :) You are brave. L, T, and S.
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