I. WANT. TV.  

Or at least a movie that doesn't stutter and then freeze two-thirds of the way through it. Pirated movies SUCK.

I really really could use some good old fashioned escapism. I have read 263 books, 260 of them crappy genre pieces. Please, lord, let me wake up to find a new Pixar movie for Auggie and a Booker List novel for me, nicely tucked into the Bali bed. Or on the beach. I don't care, please just make it happen.